Well just so's you can have a chuckle I once took on a stationary cop car whilst tanked,
needless to say the car won, (but not before I knocked in every window and body panel),
leaving me with bruised knuckles and a roaring headache (I headbutted the drivers door
>.<)..  

hahaha i once got drunk and walked around the streets of my home area bullying bogans i
came across.. fuck that was a funny night o.O' 

Weebo I seriously wish you had pictures of that just for comedy value.. Picturing it now
boggans running in directions as Weebo comes belting down on them, fuck that's funny..
 

haha a mate of mine form amny years ago one day got drunk in town, he then went into the
food court smashed his own face into a table multiable times then got up on the table and
jumped aorund about got chucked out then one fo his friends dared him to drink 2 packets
of lube.. os he did.. after that he started swining off light poles claiming he was
spider man... 

That's fuckin' funny Weebo..
Did Spidey fall off his pole?? lol 
I'm sure there's a lesson in this but be damned if I can figure it out.. o.0 

hahaha she he was pretty insain...

a few otehr friends have doen some pretty dodgey stuff as well such as putting wangs into
peoples drinks when the person in the toilet o.O' 

I've tried to hold up the bar for not giving me another drink. Needless to  say I copped
it from the water valve. 

What else.. 

I shove my hands down peoples tops and or pants for a feel. Hahaha.

*blinks at amaranth*

A friend of mine is a nice guy until he has a few beers. Then he turns into gothy the
boggan slayer. One looked at me funny so he picked him up, BODY PRESSED HIM over his head
and made him say sorry. Then he threw him across the room.

At this point i was heading for the door muttering something about kebabs and not needing
to get arrested tonight. 

this ones kinda really wrong

back home at a party i hosted some girl drank so much to the point she passed out
outside, so i had to pick her up carry her inside dump her on the couch and go back off
to check on the other guests while leaveing a couple of friends in charge of looking
after her. during the night the girl threw up all over herself and the couch urinated
herself and the couch and then rolled off the couch vomited againa and fell sleep in her
own vomit... my freinds who were ment to be looking after her apearntly were to busy
looking through my music collection to bother doing anything about the girl -_-' 

She needs just a little help I think.. T_T
 

No sympathy. With any luck the humiliation will teach the silly little girl some
self-control. Only drink until you stagger, not until you can't walk at all. 

hehe stupid things and me being drunk tend to go together like meat and pie.
i once got quite blotto, and apparently ran into/fell into a pole breaking my tooth off
into my lip. i only remember waking up in front of the pole, staggering into the bathrrom
blood pissing out, then sleeping in the bath for the night.
i also got 13 stitches and a pretty hefty scar on my chest once too...
...but thats a story for another time.

come to think of it, i seem to have alot of scars from being drunk and stupid. but it was
all fun in, the way that stupid things are fun when your wasted.

while being drunk awhile ago i though "im gunna do some fire breathing" (actuly even drunk
i can do that without hurting myself.) the stupid thing i did was teach otehr drunk people
how to do fire breath also... 

Weebo screaming *Exhale you idiot not inhale* ^_^ 

I once saw a guy light his own fart. The 3rd degree burns on his ass made me wince in
sympathy. No, sorry, not ON his ass, UP his... oh you get the idea. 

I was once at this local metal band's practice, and quite a few beers were passed around.
Everyone was pretty much shit-faced, but they were set on playing every single song of
theirs. At the very end of the last song, the lead guitarist went into this awesome solo,
and started to piss himself while headbanging. Which only made him headbang harder.
Everyone else in the band saw this, and in turn pissed themselves, while headbanging. It
was awesome. 

um...k... 

one night me and some mates were drinking, anyway the next morning i wake up to one of my
mates  knocking on my bedroom door, so i got out of bed... walked over to the door check
to see what he wanted and he jsut goes in a embarresed/confused voice "hey mna... can i
borrow a pair of your boxer shorts?" my reply "umm...wtf?"

turns out during early hours of the morning when we all went to crash he's slept walked
into toilet taken off his underwear put it in the toilet pissed all over it, fished it
out, gone abck off to bed (but not befor chucking them just inside the door and fallen
asleep... im only guessing when he woke up and ahd no underwear or pants on he asumed he
had scored... jsut image the look on his face when he would have gone to put his
underware back on?  

Oh shit he'd be feeling like a prize idiot..
 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Talk about feeling 'pissed off'.. 

nice pun glim ;)