My opinion of the "poem" and "performance" by Rob "Mush-Mouth"
Evans:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/robevanspoem.ram
It /is/ a pretty much proven fact that Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans is a
whistle lisping bore... I'll let the individual listeners decide on
that, though.
The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound Rob Evans
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/23/DrSivana.jpg/200px-DrSivana.jpg
produces may not be a speech defect or the result of rotten teeth and/or a stroke but
actually is just an example of an unexceptional performer of no special quality, mundane,
bored and boring, reading an unexceptional
"poem".
On Oct 24, 9:28 am, Rob "mushmouth" Evans lied:
>
> 1. You cut paste and snip all the time.
Really makes you whine, doesn't it?
Which you've been doing for months yourself, at least, yourself... and dozens of times
over the last week with your little paragraph of lies and libel... cutting pasting and
snipping is an established part of Usenet, and most here are well known for using it.
It comes in handy when dealing with a "curious figure" such as you when you crawl of of
the woodwork with your lies and libels... which are copy and pasted into every post you
make, Mushmouth.
> 2. You do demean women who disagree with you.
So I see you've backed off from the lie that I "demean" /all/ women, as you've repeatedly
lied about for weeks now.
Just because I find one woman offensive doesn't make me a misogynist, as you know,
since...
...I've seen you do exactly the same over the years, in fact, you even seek them out to
attack them: Vera, Pandora, Sharon McElroy, to name a few... do you admit that by your
logic you must be a misogynist, Mushmouth?
> 3. Your crap has been known to carry the same typos through weeks of
> reposting.
Do you have an example of this "for weeks" or are you just pulling another little lie out
of your ass, Mushmouth?
Even you have made some amusing typos and spelling mistakes, but I usually don't point
them out to you. I laughed about your use of they're for their or there last year (I
forget which) right after you whined about one of my mistakes.
Turns out that everything you try to attack me about you do often yourself, Mushmouth:
snipping, misogyny, burbling, whistle-lisping "poetry performances" that can be
considered undecipherable to some people... proven facts by your own "logic".
> 4. You post links to "videos"
I post links to videos, yeah... why the "quotes", Mushmouth?
A video is a video, fool.
> that show you falling around the stage.
No, that's a lie.
There's no video of me "falling" that exists... do you have a link as an example of me
"falling", or is this just another little lie you're pulling out of your ass this
morning, Mushmouth?
> 5. Your lyrics are generally undecipherable when sung to English
> speakers.
No, at best that's just an opinion of yours, at worst another small lie you've pulled out
of your ass, Mushmouth.
In fact, this all began with my review of your vocal, in which you sound like you're
speaking with a mouth stuffed with slimeballs, spewed through your rotten teeth (see
photo)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/images/rob_evans270.jpg
giving you your trademarked whistle-lisping gurgle sound which is both my opinion /and/ a
fact:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/robevanspoem.ram
> These are FACTS
Not at all, Mushmouth, they're all just your lies and opinions.
The fact is that I wrote a review that nailed your whistle-lisping gunkmouthed
performance of your dreary non-poetry:
"...The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound Rob Evans
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/23/DrSivana.jpg/200px-DrSivana.jpg
produces may not be a speech defect or the result of rotten teeth and/or a stroke but
actually is just an example of an unexceptional performer of no special quality,
mundane,bored and boring, reading an unexceptional 'poem'
...and you just can't get over it, Mushmouth.
Try to get over it and stop whining and lying... never mind, that's apparently impossible
for you.
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