A ticket to Ibiza

or a lap dance


 

actually, get him coke, so next christmas he has nothing, so you can get anything! 

LOLOLOLOL!!!

rewire one of those dancing santa's with that little bell, to play one of there favorite
electronic tunes rather than jingle bells... 

Love...
It's not only material wealth people's wealth should be judged upon. 

Love is only an illusion..

for greed, lust and jealousy 

A none believer...
No, love is the basis of all that is important. 

a blow job 

Gee guys all good suggestions but I already love my brother but I don't think I'll be
buying him a lap top or offering him a blow job, although I am Tasmanian...... 

SpiderKitten, that is funny I just realised the suggestions were for you, LOL & a smile.
;-) 

An electronica person who has everything?
Buy him something none electronica that he wouldn't possibly have...
Like.... like... like...
.... .... ....
ooowwww... I don't know... aaaa.... a pill press? 

hey spydersmitten the twhizz needa some lovin givin! 

a new hotmail address,, can never have enough of them and its free! (dont tell him that
though) 

That is funny, yeah... those addys are so fekken pricie this year.

An idea for Xmas, start drinking water now laced with Vitamin B's and C. 

I bought cook books for my friends - Vegan recipies with recommended soundtrack to cook
along to and witty  little commentaries. it's a cool book - one of my friends who's just
moved to melb wrote it so also a good way to support her  too.

the book is called "Rock'n'Roll Vegan - slaughter-free recipies forpop-cultural
revolutionaries" by Neriman Kemal.  

tuff man! thats a good idea!


I reckon get a plank of wood with a nail in the end of it 

Twhizz, you have a hand, love thy self! ;)

Hmmm? Now why didn't I think of a hotmail addy *lol* 

A cook book is a good idea..... A pill press I'm not so sure, he's given up that shit.
Any recommendations for electronica dvd's?

 

You can give him a recipe (wink wink) and a pill press!! And may be even a cool name for a
business and an ABN!
He can start his own business!

.... or may be not... 

but im lazy.. can i borrow your hands kitten? 

whats the difference between spiderkitten and santa clause,,

one birngs presents and says ho ho ho,,

the other brings presents and is a ho ho ho,, ;) ;)

boom boom ching!!
 

*sigh* Boys boys boys.........*shakes head*  

> he's given up that shit. Any recommendations for electronica
> dvd's?
> 
>

can't go past the underworld ones and the nitin sawhney 'prophesy' is excellent. or
there's some cool docos - the last hippy standing (I think that's it's name, will check
when I get home) about early goa parties. or get him some old hip hop movies from 80s -
or style wars/freshest kids.

I was trying to remember the names of some I've got at home with interviews/doco on
electronica and did a search.. check out http://www.ravelinksstore.com/ for some dvds..
surely something there u might like 

modulations.. it and the book are great. 

Thanks AliaK

I'll be purchasing from there for sure!!!!! Now to get someone to sneak a peak through
his dvd collection! 

cool. if u double up u can keep it!


transambient is another good one. the one I have has a different cover though, but I
think there's a fwe of them. 

I think undercurrents crew have some good visual art ones too but I always get mixed up
if they do transambient or another range. there's probably more on their site 

The Celestine Prophecies 

Hey Andy T.....already got him that...he didn't enjoy it has much as I did! 

Get him a pair of 'Brass Knuckles'. Any man would be stoked to get a pair of those.

I know I would. 

while your in the christmass spirit why dont you buy us some shit ? 

coz you'd probably just giggle & run around in circles screaming

(altho, Spiderpop, have you thought about oh, i don't know, something firey for the
pyromaniac that is present in everyone - firestix? or juggling balls? or a clown to
juggles his balls for him?)

Take him to the revolving restaurant on the Gold Coast. I recomend it.
But first make sure he doesn't suffer from vertigo.  lol 

Cracka, that be da restraunt, ride em' up high in the sky, hey SpiderKitten?

What about a  "screaming scull with wings that flap?" (and eyes that glow?) 

Ride em high indeed..... *sigh* I think I might just have to ask him what he would
like...there's a novel idea:)

 

you could ride him! 

how about a saddle?

And a whip? 

dont stop there either,, get in the spirit for real and get him some anal beads and some
pink hand cuffs! 

Cock rings?! 

Guys I really don't want to buy my brother anal beads or a cock ring for christmas. But
I'll think about them for my other half......

I am wondering if these are the things you secretly are hoping someone will buy you for
Christmas 

A gimp cage. 

I'll lock you up in mine...

um...could you dress up in a latex 'SantA suit?'.. *sweating & shaking & smiling* 

SOX JOX and UNDIES!! STANDARD SANTA BUISNISS