The Savoy: Once a snooker hall, now a haven for us - the Great Unwashed - to come on a
Saturday night, dance like things possessed, drink like fish possessed and then leave at
1am (normally in the rain) to trudge down to Miss Pennies and abuse the staff!

I only have these few meager gripes about our dear Savoy.

1,  The dance floor isn't big enough - nor stays dry long enough - for 'energetic'
dancers like myself.  Knock out the stage (no-one listens to the live bands anyway) and
give us 'manic dancemassives' the extra room we need.

2,  The bogs.  If we want to stand in a puddle of piss we will by choice.  At least put a
carpet down so it soaks some of that stuff up!

3,  We need a bigger bar - with a section on one end serving the under 16's, so that us
who are actually able to hold our alcohol can get served and back to the dancefloor
without missing 10 songs!

Keep it up boys - Brian's only got a few years left, so lets make them happy ones :)
(loves ya really, Bri!!!!!)

The Scene At The Savoy - sorry if he didn't play what you wanted, but it's better than
ANYTHING else!

: D