I am 33 year old female and I live in Chicago and love boats..however, since I am a
teacher I cannot afford one.  I also do not think it would be safe for me to operate one.
 I am dangerous enough to myself and others in a car!  Does anyone want a boat friend for
the summer...maybe we can be friends in the winter too. hehehe  I will buy your popcorn
for you at the movie theater and maybe I will be really nice and even buy you a soda! 
The sodas are so big nowdays...your boat may be able to fit into it!