Hellfire Afloat: Naughty-cal fetish fun!
Ultra and I are finally tying the knot in Las Vegas this September 11th, but before we fly out to the States on the 7th, we wanted to have a fetish party with a difference, to send us on our way with some more amazing memories of the city and club that helped bring us together.
So of course we thought “Harbour Cruise” - and have spent many weeks scouring the seven seas for a suitable vessel for such sinful purposes. At last we have found her, a seriously sexy ship that’s crying out to be deflowered by all our fine fetish friends. Here’s the details:
Ahoy me hearties, avast, shiver me timbers and all those other cliches. .. It’s time to find your inner pirate, perverted-style as The Hellfire Club weighs anchor and sails off full of seamen, seawomen, seatransgrrls, scurvy swabs, barrel boys and all other points of the sexual compass for our first-ever Hellfire Afloat!
Sydney Harbour won’t have witnessed such decadence and debauchery below decks since the orgy that was held on the night of the founding of this fair colony.
So it’s all aboard the three-deck mega-cat cruiser - with space for up to 500 – as the beautiful backdrop of harbour lights and sights set the scene for a dance and play party you’ll remember forever.
Imagine nautical knot-trying for some maritime masochism whilst gliding under the coathanger, or whipping your shipmates while cruising by the Opera House. .. wave at St. Kevin as your ass gets paddled on the way past Kirribilli House. .. have your nipples tortured in Neutral Bay. .. the pervy possibilities are endless!
There’ll be DJs Sveta and Mandy Rollins and dancefloor and play equipment and cloakroom and bars and shows and all the other facilities you’ve come to expect from The Hellfire Club – just floating as free as the ocean breeze, a short swim from Sydney but a million miles away. .. .
So what better way to celebrate the arrival of spring than by setting sail with us on Saturday the 6th of September at 8:45pm (for a 9:00pm embarkation) at Star City Casino Wharf, Pirrama Road Pyrmont, where there’s plenty of parking and lots of taxis too.
First-release tickets are $80 each and are available from Hellfire, plus SAX Fetish in Darlinghurst or Maxxx Black in Newtown (where booking fees may apply). If you live out of the area and want to book your passage, simply email ultra@hellfiresydney.com to organise payment and postage.
This is a one-off opportunity to experience a truly unique fetish party, one that’s sure to go down in the annals of maritime history and become the stuff of legend. Sign on now to secure your berth and stay tuned for further details. .. .
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
I’m not great with boats and not sure if I’ll cope?
Relax, it’s a huuuuge catamaran, which are much more stable and not prone to rocking than single-hulled vessels. Their design is made for a smooth ride, and Sydney Harbour is one of the calmest in the world, especially at that time of year.
I’m not keen on feeling “stuck” - how long does it go for?
You can choose-your-own-adventure on this one. We’ll be having an early drop-off at midnight for those who want the short version (a three-hour tour. .. sound familiar?) or a 2:00am drop-off for the hardcore play party pigs (like us!).
Is there a cloak room?
You bet, and the best part is, it’s a fund-raiser for Sydney Leather Pride Association – so not only will your things be in safe hands, they’ll be in perverted ones too! It’ll only cost you $3, and it is for a good kinky cause.
Is there a bar?
Of course! There will be a fully stocked bar that sells most alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks. There will also be some nibbly bits served for free, so that there is some semblance of responsible behaviour on our part.
Is there a dancefloor?
It wouldn’t be a Hellfire night without one! DJs Sveta and Mandy Rollins will be taking turns on the turntables to get you up and dancing, or serving as the perfect sexy soundtrack to any “other activities” that you may choose to indulge in.
Will there be shows?
Again, it’s the Hellfire way! We’ll have Mark & Lani doing things with rope that sailors only dream of, and Suzi Q with the Aussie Pole Stars giving the boat’s many poles a serious work-out. Don’t be surprised to see Ultra and/or myself using some of the equipment (and the crowd) throughout the evening as well. .. after all, it is our bucks & hens night!
Can we play?
We’d love it if you did, but it’s not compulsory. There’ll be plenty of opportunity for spontaneous fun, and as we said, we’ll be far more “off the leash” than usual, being offshore and all.
What should I wear?
We’re broadening out our usual dress code to encourage nautically-themed naughty outfits as well as the usual fetish dress theme. Think sailors, dockside wh*res, cabin boys, pirates – let your imagination set sail! Our wonderfully wicked ticket outlets, SAX Fetish in Darlinghurst and Maxxx Black in Newtown, have specially stocked-up on some appropriately maritime attire for your pleasure too, so please check them out if you’re stuck planning your outfit.
What time do we set sail?
We need you all to be there by 8:45pm for a 9:00pm sharp departure. We leave from the Star City Casino Wharf, Pirrama Road, Darling Harbour, where there are taxis a’plenty and ample car parking in the Casino complex. If you don’t want to go home afterwards (or want to keep the party going with those you meet on the boat), the Casino has many very reasonably priced quality hotel rooms available, as they are rather heavily subsidised by the profits from gambling that occurs within. Just call Star City to sort yours out.
I don’t live in Sydney or I can’t make it to one of the ticket outlets, so how can I get onboard?
We can accept direct bank deposits and post you the tickets. Simply email ultra@hellfiresydney.com to book your passage and she will respond with the details. First-release tickets are $80 each and there is no postage charge, but our two ticket outlets, SAX Fetish and Maxxx Black, may charge a small booking fee. There are no booking fees on tickets bought at our next party at The Hellfire Club on August 15th – just see the beautiful Miss Madellen between 10:30pm-12:30am to get yours.
Will there ever be another one?
Nope, this is strictly a one-off event. Nobody else is crazy enough to take something like this on (you wouldn’t believe the logistics!), and the only reason we are is to celebrate our upcoming wedding with the kind of people we like to play and party with, so make sure you don’t miss what is sure to be one of those “I was there” experiences.
Well I hope this addresses most FAQs and like I said, if you have any others, don’t hesitate to write. I look forward to you joining us on this historic and auspicious occasion, because it’s sure to be the stuff that memories are made of!
Cheers
Master Tom
The Hellfire Club
The Hellfire Club meets 3rd Friday of every month
downstairs @ The Gaff (formerly Rogues) 16-18 Oxford Square Darlinghurst
Enter from rear laneway near corner of Riley & Burton Streets
9:30pm-late $25 entry
STRICT DRESS CODE: fetish, fancy dress, formal or basic black
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