TORONTO REAL MEN is North America's FIRST and ONLY legitimate seduction lair.
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Rancho Relaxo, 300 College Street, 2nd Floor
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Time: 7pm - 10pm
Based on Dimitri The Lover’s vast sexual experience, Toronto is the most difficult city in North America in which to get laid … let alone score the ultimate mother-daughter threesome! Until proven otherwise, most local women assume that you are an HIV-infected serial rapist. Also, many Toronto women are so caught up in themselves and their careers, that only the most adept of seducers can aggressively penetrate their cold bitchy armour. However, women in certain parts of THE 905 AREA CODE which surrounds Toronto are much more naďve and therefore much easier to seduce.
So the theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “905 KEEPS YOUR COCK ALIVE”. It will feature Dimitri The Lover lecturing for 3 solid hours on how to seduce hot sluts in THE 905 AREA CODE. He will discuss WHERE to meet horny suburban sluts, from hot college girls to desperate cougars, and HOW to easily seduce them (often within hours of meeting). There are several gems within a 30 minute drive of Toronto where getting laid is a relative snap … and many of them are places you never would have thought of!
TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are held the 2nd Wednesday of each month, from 7-10 PM, at Rancho Relaxo, 300 College St, 2nd Floor. Food & beverages are served, compliments of Dimitri The Lover. To register for this special seduction lair meeting, IMMEDIATELY go to http://www.TorontoRealMen.com. Also, make sure to let your closest friends know!
TORONTO REAL MEN is North America’s FIRST and ONLY Seduction Lair in which an actual DIRECT METHOD SEDUCTION GURU gives REAL LIFE advice on how to seduce local sluts, without hard-selling his courses. Also, there is ABSOLUTELY NO ADMINISTRATIVE BULLSHIT because Canada’s Greatest Lover & Seducer, Dimitri The Lover, pre-pays for all expenses and makes all financial and organizational decisions unilaterally. Dimitri The Lover is dedicated to teaching horny men how to find and seduce hot desperate sluts, and will answer all questions about dating, sex, & love. ONLY ONE RULE: anything discussed at TORONTO REAL MEN, stays at TORONTO REAL MEN !!! Participants know that keeping what Dimitri The Lover teaches secret gives all of us a competitive advantage.
Cost per meeting is $29+GST paid on-line 24h in advance OR $40 Dimitrified cash at the door. If you prefer, annual membership is just $269+GST, which includes admittance to all TORONTO REAL MEN meetings (works out to about $22/meeting), regular meet & greets with sluts from the community, 10% off Dimitri The Lover’s products & courses, and a subscription to The Prophet's controversial monthly newsletter, Toronto Slut Alert.
PLEASE NOTE: To attend a TORONTO REAL MEN meeting, you must sign a declaration that you are either a heterosexual or bisexual male, and renounce METROSEXUALITY as a FEMINIST MEDIA CONSPIRACY. Any man dressing or acting like a homosexual/metrosexual, even if he swears to be a heterosexual, will be denied entry! LESBIANS may attend, and will be treated as “HONOURARY HETEROSEXUAL MALES”.
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