Let's face it, getting into the hottest clubs isn't always easy. Sometimes it takes a little patience and a lot of sweet-talking to get that golden ticket inside. Whether you choose to shower the bouncer with compliments or even flirt your way through the door, there are a few things that definitely won't help your case. If you're looking to butter-up the bouncer, you're probably not going to want to use any of the following tactics:
1. "Don't you know who I am?"
Unless you're an A-list celebrity or your dad owns the nightclub, the bouncer probably doesn't know who you are and definitely doesn't care. That's really great that your grandmother's aunt twice removed won an Oscar in 1938 during her short-lived acting career, but that doesn't make you any better than anyone else in line. Not only will you come across as arrogant, the bouncer isn't going to go out of his way to cheerfully delve into a game of guess who.
2. "I swear to drunk I'm not God."
The second the bouncer sees