Friday, 5th July 2013
Jamm, 261 Brixton Road, Brixton, SW9 6LH
The mind blowing shenanigans that come with Gold Teeth make this a party that flips the mind numbing regularity of your average club night and brings a vibe that has taken Brixton Jamm to the edge of collapse as the patrons swing from the rafters and hang from the lightsSeeing is believing!
The guys from Gold Teeth have again spoken!
"The over-hyped and anticlimactic summer is finally upon us
The rich kids are about embark on four different holidays to the far flung corners of the world - all on Daddy's credit card; whilst the rest of us normal folk are having to think about how the hell we're going to pay the eye watering Zone 57 rent and still manage to eat, let alone afford any alcoholic beverages
All the plans you've made to have BBQs at Pollyanna's mansion in Cuntshire are going to be a complete wash out
England are going to retain the Ashes in a boring and predictable series; and that girl you've been crushing on all year is going to have photos, all over Facebook, of her hanging off a tanned brainless bicep in Croatia - just to add an extra dimension of despair to your dour London days
So here's to three months of disappointing weather, mind numbing boredom, and over priced festivals
I can't fucking wait for September, when any optimistic hope of a few consecutive days of warm weather has finally been quashed."
Still looking forward to the summer? Well don't waste it, get down to Gold Teeth for some mayhem of the finest order
The Line up:
In the Rave Dungeon
GIN
Hip Hop | Garage | House | Gangsta Rap | Grime | Funky
provided by Disc Jockeys:
Specialist Guest (UNKNOWN AND UNANNOUNCED)
Gin & Chronic DJs (RICH GUYS)
Sheikh Mustapha (RECORD BARON)
In the Ballroom Bar
SONIC
Funk | Soul | Reggae | Rock n Roll | Indie | 80s | 90s
provided by Nob Jockeys:
KNEE DEEP DJ's
James "Mixing Skills" Paterson (GETTING BETTER)
Pablo Cuntraband b2b Mambo Number Jive (BETHNAL GREEN'S ANSWER TO GILLES)
